pixie
Chris Ellis was an unfortunate boy who looked like a frog. Imagine our joy when he claimed to be a pixie, and that if he sat still and quiet he was invisible. Saved us from digging his grave for him.
written by An*y Hol*, approved by Log

i work with a guy called chris ellis, i think it might be the same one who claimed to be a picie. his eyes bulge out at peculiar angles. he scares me. he once touched my back whilst i was getting a pen from the stationery cupboard.
written by jo*nny *av*es, left hanging by Edward

I work with a bloke called chris ellis, and he does look like a frog. He smells slightly unusual... do you think it could be the stench of pixie dust?
Can we help to carry on bull
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Log