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Endlessly infuriating game, as demonstrated here by James and Jim, our handy mascots.
James: Hello.
Jim: ... Said James.
James: What?
Jim: ... Exclaimed James.
James: Stop doing that!
Jim: ... Ordered James.
James: Listen, you fucker, it's bad enough that you've got basically the same name as me, without turning this whole conversation into a fucking novel.
Jim: ... Ejaculated James, forcefully.
James: I'm going to go and kill your parents now.
Jim: ... Said James. Wait, what?
James: Hello.
Jim: ... Said James.
James: What?
Jim: ... Exclaimed James.
James: Stop doing that!
Jim: ... Ordered James.
James: Listen, you fucker, it's bad enough that you've got basically the same name as me, without turning this whole conversation into a fucking novel.
Jim: ... Ejaculated James, forcefully.
James: I'm going to go and kill your parents now.
Jim: ... Said James. Wait, what?
written by Bi*nic *hee*, disapproved by Mansh