pigeon
A name for the admitted rare phenomenon of a child with one webbed foot. The success of the insult really lies in the protracted nature of the linked insults, e.g. 'Pass me that pencil, oh you can't, pigeons don't have hands'.
written by Jo*n Pa*son*, approved by Log
There was a girl with webbed hands AND feet at our school. Even more strange was the fact that instead of a thumb she had another finger! All the boys called her a freak and a mutant, but their disgust didn't seem to put them off and in the final year of school she got pregnant after sleeping around.
Freaky mutant slut.
Freaky mutant slut.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Mansh