Phoque oeuf
This means "seal egg" in French. It is a great tragedy for pupils in French lessons everywhere that seals don't lay eggs. Or that you can't ask for one in Paris restaurants.
written by an*ny*ous u*er, approved by Matt

Meh, where to begin.
A seal's egg would in fact be 'un oeuf de phoque'.
Before anyone else bothers... a)We don't care.
b)
c)Look, just fuck off. - Ponky
written by an*nym*us *ser, approved by Ponky