phonetics, distortion of, by pulling cheeks apart
"My dad's a banker" "I was born on a pirate ship" "Two cows went up the hill and parted" Both are magically transformed if you put a finger in each side of your mouth and pull your cheeks apart when you say them.
written by Hu*h M*rris*on, St*ve M*Don*ld, Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log

It's "my dads a banker and he banks all day", actually. And I'm 15, so I should know.
written by an*nymo*s u*er, approved by Log

Is it me or did we used to bully 15 year olds who would say 'actually...' in a smarmy as marmite way?

You're right. But it's charming when they say it to grown-ups, like they're one of us! Believe it or don't, my parents still remind of the time I said "I don't see the point of creative writing" when I was four years old. If I heard a four year old saying that today I'd kick the little cunt's neck in. - Log
written by to*y *ulson, approved by Susan