packets don't come in tins
Retort for a bully who is told to "pack it in" during his abuse. More phonetically correct would have been "Pakis don't come in tins", but no-one seemed to think of that.
written by Le* D, approved by Log

The extended version is 'pakis don't come in tins, they come in busloads from bristol.'
written by bl*e *nne, approved by Susan

Also consider the use of racial panic; 'pakis don't come in tens sir, they come in thousands'.
written by pe*e *e p*w, approved by Susan

it was "pakis don't come in tins" as far as i remember! followed by "the japanese are still working".
written by Ri*ha*d Dis*ae*i, disapproved by Phil

The favourite at our school was 'Pakis don't come in tins.... They come in thousands'. Still amuses me even now.
written by Th* Gr*nyg*gg, disapproved by Susan

Pakis don't come in tins they come in bannana boats
written by Ga* Edw*rds, disapproved by Log

they come on banana boats
written by an*ny*ous *ser, disapproved by Log

Also, "pakis don't come in tins, they come in Mars Bar wrappers"
written by an*ny*ou* us*r, disapproved by Log

At our school they came in banana boats
written by Al* C*t, deleted by Phil

And, pakis don't come in tins, they come in Nissans.
written by excluded pupil, deleted by Phil