Teenage Fetishist
Fifty first years on an exchange trip to St Malo, France. Forty nine packs of porno cards purchased from Mount St-Michel (fruity Silverstone didnt want any.) Turns out the 'girls' are a collage of body parts from an aray of Europe's hairiest women. Coming home the coach gets pulled over to be searched at Calais. The ensuing panic causes the vast bulk of said fetish cards end up in Ryan Slattery's bag.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when Mrs Slattery unpacks her son's bag to discover she'd wasted 12 years of life raising a kleptomaniac pervert.
Three months later a copy of Big 'n Bouncy is hidden under Ryan Slattery's pillow, reducing a now desolate and despairing Mrs S to tears.
written by St*ven R*id, approved by Conor