I LOVE YOU, Raymond. You are my friend.

Something I screamed during class I'd do to baines if he nudged me one more time. unfortunately the headteacher was showing visitors around...


Head: So I think youll agree that this is the perfect environment for your son mrs richmond
Head: Friendly supportive staff and pupils...

(Cue the visitor looking through a window as baines takes his 'medicine'I was marched to the heads office. theres nothing scarier then staring at him in the eyes for 5 full minutes before he asked me to explain indetail what a 'Bitchslap' was and why it was called that. I lied, naturally. Truth never got you anywhere but your pre-prepared grave. 'What they do to disobidient female dogs' yeah right