'm' word, the
To this day I have puzzled over a third year primary school child who, in a delirious gloating panic, ran up to one of the teachers exclaiming "Miss, Miss, he just said the 'M' word!"

It's no good. Thirty minutes thought I've given to this now, at my employer's expense. Does anyone know what the 'M' word is? - Conor
written by Bi*nic S*eep, approved by Conor

...and before hundreds of you write in (oops, too late), it's not 'minge' or 'motherfucker'. Both are considerably beyond the horizon of the seven year old's swear radar, and anyway I've checked with the author. So think on.
written by Co*or Fr*nkli*, approved by Conor