staple guns
The coolest of the "gun" weapons to be found in a school, beating glue guns by a fucking mile.
It is possible to launch yourself through the air, with a staple gun in each hand, firing John Woo-style into planks of wood across the room.
For closer-range attacks, simply staple a Dairylea triangle to the wall in reception. Some bursting may occur, but ours stayed there long enough to go rotten. Perhaps they thought it was science.
It is possible to launch yourself through the air, with a staple gun in each hand, firing John Woo-style into planks of wood across the room.
For closer-range attacks, simply staple a Dairylea triangle to the wall in reception. Some bursting may occur, but ours stayed there long enough to go rotten. Perhaps they thought it was science.
written by Bi*ni* She*p, approved by Log
I don't know what kind of establishment Bionic Sheep went to, but the staplers at my school were barely powerful enough to punch through a small wad of paper, let alone 'planks of wood across the room'. I get the impression that his rememberances are somewhat shrouded in the tinsel and glitter. Or possibly the staplers at my school were just shit.
written by Ca*tain *racke*ja*k, approved by Conor