melinda
The name of the substance that drips from the anus after a rigourous session of bumfunnery. Also a girl's name.
written by Da* Wake*y, approved by Log

Any medical condition that causes bleeding of the anus.
written by To*y Ble*s, approved by Log

That's actually false. Melinda is not the word for the anal-sex by-product. I believe it's been termed santorum.
(Readers! Can you be more snotty than Esa Rich about what the word is for the stuff that drips out of your arse after anal sex? It's something to get worked up about, so post your word for it, phrased in the most insufferable language possible, HERE! - Log)
written by Es* Ri*h, approved by Log

Dan, Tony and Esa are talking inferior grade gobshit. It is self-evident and unarguable that the term for semen-based anal drippage is, of course, Pugwash.
written by excluded pupil, an*nym*us us*r, approved by Log

I believe that all of you need to brush up on your lingo. A good source of information would be the Atlas of Practical Proctology.
Correct terms involve: abnormal seepage, foreign excreta, unobstructed flow or cadbury marble.
Here's two I made up: 'Spink' (a shortening of pink spunk in the same way 'Spam' is a shortening of spiced ham); and, if there's a brown tinge and you're feeling continental, 'ejaculaffe au lait'. - Mansh
written by Po*gl*snatc* , approved by Mansh

Esa Rich is right, in a way. In the US 'pugwash' is indeed now known as 'santorum' after Senator Rick Santorum, a very vocally homophobic and deeply unpleasant individual. Readers of Dan Savage's column Savage Love voted that 'santorum' should be the word used to describe 'the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex'.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Matt

Isn't it "melena"? Online Medical Dictionary definition: "stools stained black by blood pigment or dark blood products". Often indicative of gastrointestinal haemorrhage, for example as a result of a peptic ulcer.

Bleeding from the lower bowel usually results in a brighter red discharge as the haemoglobin in the blood does not have time to oxidise before being expelled.

Spunk in the stool is usually a primary indicator that the patient is a complete and utter hom - a right bottom boy. Like your dad.
written by an*ny*ou* user, approved by Phil