Swearing, it must be acknowledged, is a fine art learned predominantly in the playground.

And there is no greater mistake a novice vulgarian can make then combining the two most hermetically perfect pejoratives in immeadiate succession within a sentence. Viz;

"You're a bloody fucking idiot, you are, Batesy!"

Interestingly, whilst both combinations of these words are unweildy and thus anathema, "Fucking bloody" used in a sentence can at least convey a degree of savage bemusement, whereas deploying "Bloody Fucking" reduces the user to the appearance of a complete bedwetter about to cry and do the famous mid afternoon angry bunk from school before being brought back by a cross looking mum to be sequestered in the year heads office for a torturous afternoon of fish tanking (q.v.)