Mr Jolly
A huge and ferocious spider kept in a jar by David Margetts and Robert Clarke during a nature project at primary school.
Other boys caught their own spiders who were brought in to challenge Mr Jolly's arachnid supremacy. Mr Jolly tore the legs off and subsequently ate any spider foolish enough to enter his battle-jar. He was HARD!
The girls' spider was called Fred and they wouldn't let him fight Mr Jolly. My God, girls are shit.
Other boys caught their own spiders who were brought in to challenge Mr Jolly's arachnid supremacy. Mr Jolly tore the legs off and subsequently ate any spider foolish enough to enter his battle-jar. He was HARD!
The girls' spider was called Fred and they wouldn't let him fight Mr Jolly. My God, girls are shit.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Rosy