Creme Egg, Speed-Eating
A game that involved eating a Creme egg faster than your opponent.
The game was short-lived, and effectively ruined in its early rounds, when a competitor managed to somehow empty his mouth in three seconds. There seemed little point in choking ourselves to beat such an admirable and physically impossible record, so we went back to whatever we did before Creme Egg Speed Eating.
The game was short-lived, and effectively ruined in its early rounds, when a competitor managed to somehow empty his mouth in three seconds. There seemed little point in choking ourselves to beat such an admirable and physically impossible record, so we went back to whatever we did before Creme Egg Speed Eating.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log
We had similar competitions in the hot summer of year 10 (4th year to you oldies), in which boys would try to "chug" as much water as possible while having someone else tip the bottle. I overheard a conversation revealing that one boy's ability to swallow perfectly normally with his mouth wide open was a distinct advantage...
written by Em*a Wa*d, disapproved by Ponky
I was shamed by claiming to be able to fit seven creme eggs in my mouth simultaneously. Jay Nadin of course called my bluff, purchasing seven creme eggs, and whipping the crew into a frenzy of bullying until I made the attempt.
I managed five, and while this was impressive, it proved that I was a giant shamebag liar in my 'seven' claim, thus earning ridicule.
The thing is, this happened when we were in Cambridge, collecting our MA's that we get four years after graduation.
I managed five, and while this was impressive, it proved that I was a giant shamebag liar in my 'seven' claim, thus earning ridicule.
The thing is, this happened when we were in Cambridge, collecting our MA's that we get four years after graduation.
written by Pe*er *ar*hall, deleted by Rosy