lost property
The lost property office was open some ridiculous hours; Tuesday evenings and for half an hour on Sundays. Therefore, a worthwhile trick to play was to steal someone's blazer, shorts, skidders, or whatever and simply hand it in to lost property. It would be much, much, harder for the owner to reclaim his belongings from lost property than from a more conventional hiding place e.g the top of a bus shelter (next to the single green flash (qv) which was always to be found there) or the Longford River.
written by Lo* , approved by Log
The lost property bin used to be located in our class and certain people used to find it hilarious to find someones sportsbag and empty the entire contents into the lost property bin and mix the contents up. As soon as said kid started rooting around for his stuff everyones attention would be bought about by shouting 'hey, look at so and so what a smelly tramp'
written by An*y *ow*ing, disapproved by Log