crack cocaine
In a wild bid to become more popular, the fat kid in our class boasted that he knew everything there was to know about drugs.
One of his many claims was that Crack Cocaine got its name from Duran Duran when they had wild parties and took the drug from naked ladies' front bottoms. This earned him a severe kicking, not because it was a complete lie, but for liking Duran Duran.
written by Sh*mim*Cor*azzi, approved by Ponky

Young John claimed to have tried "slap".
Though this may not have been true before, it most certainly was after.
written by Th* Boy *ucker, approved by Mansh