Rhymes
There was a girl on our primary school bus who loved to sing this rhyme:
Mary,Mary,Quite contrary,
How does your garden grow??
You silly twat,
I live in a flat,
How the fuck should I know?!
written by ca*si* la*gfo*d, approved by Mansh

Simple Simon
Met a pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon
To the pieman
What do you have there?
Pies, you cunt.
written by an*nymou* user, approved by Mansh

this is only funny to a retard. and even if you were a cretin it is not very funny at all.
the only wit i can see is the pathetic use of 'cunt' which just shows how far downhill this site has gone since you sold out.
anyway the last line is let me taste your ware.
fools.
So, does that mean retards are easier to amuse than cretins? DO YOU HAVE A CHART?
written by an*nym*us *ser, approved by Mansh