A bit like you
A girl's retort to any insult. It works on the same theory as "what you say is what you are", or "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?".
Bully : Elaine, you scabby thighed fat bitch!
Elaine : A bit like you, really.
This is an imperfect reflection. The bully could quite logically reply:
What, just a bit like me? Do you mean I'm scabby-thighed but not fat? Or that I'm scabby-thighed AND fat, but just not as much as you? Either way, you just admitted that you are a scabby-thighed fat bitch, and I'm telling the headmaster.
Bully : Elaine, you scabby thighed fat bitch!
Elaine : A bit like you, really.
This is an imperfect reflection. The bully could quite logically reply:
What, just a bit like me? Do you mean I'm scabby-thighed but not fat? Or that I'm scabby-thighed AND fat, but just not as much as you? Either way, you just admitted that you are a scabby-thighed fat bitch, and I'm telling the headmaster.
written by Jo* Bly*h, approved by Log