joey deacon
Early-mid 1980's figure of tragedy and fun. See here.
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Log
An attempt by a teacher to stop people using Joey as an insult was actually quite successful. As Joey had gone on to succeed despite his condition, this meant that calling Matthew a "Joey" was actually a compliment. He was promptly re-christened "Spastic Matthew", before he left the school.
written by ha*s bl*hm, approved by Susan
A fine game for four players, helped if the fourth player is an unwitting stooge. The first player would herald a new game by saying "Joey A-con". A rush would then ensue to get in "Joey B-con" and "Joey C-con". The player left with "Joey D-con" would be roundly subjected to various spacker noises and comedy flailing hands.
written by Ot*oman *odge, approved by Susan
aCTUALLY HAD A JOEY DEACON AT ME SCHOOL, HE WAS AND ALL, AND HE USED TO COME TO SCHOOL AND GO HOME IN A GREEN AMBULANCE
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written by Th* Wolf*agg*r, approved by Susan
Same idea as Ottoman's, but we'd first start with "joe-a", "joe-b" etc. Happless victim ends up with "joe-e". After much laughter and pointing, we'd move on to round 2 - "a-con" etc. The victim usually half cottoned on, so your mates'd leave a slight pause after "c-con". Victim usually jumped at chance of getting in early (or so they thought) to beat mate no 5 and shouts "d-con". Double the laughter and pointing.
written by an*ny*ous u*er, approved by Susan
An interesting, if not particularly amusing, historical footnote...
The name Joey also morphed to suggest 'man-servant' or 'slave'. If, for example, you were good enough to respond to a schoolmate's request to pass the tomato sauce, you were more likely to be met with a sarky "cheers, Joey" than a "thank you very much". Even if the recipient responded gratefully, the rest of your mates would ask "what are you... his Joey?"
The name Joey also morphed to suggest 'man-servant' or 'slave'. If, for example, you were good enough to respond to a schoolmate's request to pass the tomato sauce, you were more likely to be met with a sarky "cheers, Joey" than a "thank you very much". Even if the recipient responded gratefully, the rest of your mates would ask "what are you... his Joey?"
written by De*ek M*sele*, approved by Conor
Didn't Joey have a mate called Ernie who was the only person who could understand him?
ERnie! was then an extra insult, don't be an ernie...etc.
ERnie! was then an extra insult, don't be an ernie...etc.
written by gr*f177* , disapproved by Log
Rope in a 5th person who considers themselves a Joey knower to enjoy the classic A-con game. They naturally expect the 4th (uninitiated) person to suffer the Deacon humiliation, until you and your disciples start the round with 'Joe-A Deacon', 'Joe-B Deacon'.......can you guess what it is yet? Truly minutes of fun.
from Sneaky Pete
from Sneaky Pete
written by Pe*er Wi*liam*, disapproved by Susan
Hey, What do spastics take for head colds?
A Joey Deacongestant.
A Joey Deacongestant.
written by Dr*b G*een, disapproved by Mansh