Inappropriate Honesty
Towards the end of my school life, I habitually bunked off games twice a week to sit in front of the telly and eat toast. At the end of one lunch break a teacher casually asked me what I'd be doing for the afternoon, so I breezily told her I'd be sitting in front of the TV eating toast and drinking tea.

I spent the remainder of that games period, and indeed every subsequent games period, on the fucking pitch feeling remarkably stupid.
written by Ji*bo B., approved by Phil