Sally was a very ugly girl with a big nose, and we used to jump at the chance to insult her. After arthur stroked her back and said it had been hairy, we jumped at the chance, and rather meanly ruined her life. At first, unimaginatively, we just shouted the word hairy at her, but this led on to "Have you seen that film, When HAIRY met Sally" and "Why are you coughing Sally? Hairball?" As trivial as this may seem, when repeated constantly for 5 years it built up. What made it even better was that when arthur had stroked her back, he had, as we so eloquently put it, "cum himself." This meant that she was hairy AND covered in semen. I felt guilty, but not much because she was unpleasant. And she was asking for it when she made a hair root cell in biology.