it will be hard soon
Poor James was a bit 'special' and it wasn't unusual for him to shit himself at any given opportunity. One day, I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to sit next to him on the bus on the way home.
That day, James smelled righteous, so I asked him, burrying my face in my shirt, "James. Why did you shit in your pants?"
He looked at me straight in the eye and declared, in a "well actually, as a matter of fact" kind of way, "It will be HARD soon."
written by Mi*e Pa*dy, approved by Ponky