gaylord
Another of those 'not knowing the actual meaning of the word gay' thing. This name was enforced upon anyone who was weak, small, or young. Which of course defines gayness.
written by St*phe* Bra*, approved by Log
Also an Indian restaurant in Manchester. "Eating at the Gaylord" was far too tempting a euphemism for oral sex to be kept to oneself.
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Log
Gaylord was often turned into "Lord of all Gays" and proceded in rank upto "God of Gay". When this started there were only a few steps Lord, King, God. But as we got older there were Cheiftans, Barrons, Popes and one memorable time when I called my sister the "Dowager Duchess Of Gay".
After time the Of Gay got dropped and You Barron & Cheiftan are still commonly used amongst my friends.
After time the Of Gay got dropped and You Barron & Cheiftan are still commonly used amongst my friends.
written by Ja*es T*nn, approved by Log
In some Primary Schools, a perfectly acceptable come-back to this insult was "just because I’m the lord of the gays, it doesn’t mean I’M gay".
This come-back was never used in secondary school, because it was shit, and gay.
This come-back was never used in secondary school, because it was shit, and gay.
written by Da* Smit*, approved by Log
If you want to insinuate that anyone with the surname Taylor is a gaylord, use this simple method:
1) Get hold of an exercise book or anything else they have written their name on.
2) Write a 'd' at the end of 'Taylor'.
3) Curl a large 'C' around the 'T' to create a capital 'G'.
Stewart Gaylord knows what I'm talking about. I'm 30 now, and I still show people that if I'm pissed enough.
1) Get hold of an exercise book or anything else they have written their name on.
2) Write a 'd' at the end of 'Taylor'.
3) Curl a large 'C' around the 'T' to create a capital 'G'.
Stewart Gaylord knows what I'm talking about. I'm 30 now, and I still show people that if I'm pissed enough.
written by Be*wick*Smyth*, approved by Matt
Whilst in the third grade, I made the (infinitely amusing) discovery that, in the bottom right-hand corner of the withdrawal record cards in every one of our library books, there had been printed the short, cryptic, and deeply meaningful word Gaylord. This was amusing, but years later, I moved several hundred miles to a new school, whereupon I discovered that same nomiker in its accustomed place; the only logical conclusion was, of course, that the libraries had been subverted by an evil coalition of Gaylords, and this was the brand of their conquest.
But it said Gaylord, and, in third grade, that made it all right.
But it said Gaylord, and, in third grade, that made it all right.
written by Na*han*Sou*hfi*ld, disapproved by Susan
There was a cartoon series called Ox Tails that featured a gorilla called Gaylord, very amusing as i was about 12 at the time.
I've walked past that gaylord restaurant in manchester many a time, have to say it looks like it hasn't changed a bit since the 70's when it first opened and the word Gaylord would have meant something quite innocent (probably(
I've walked past that gaylord restaurant in manchester many a time, have to say it looks like it hasn't changed a bit since the 70's when it first opened and the word Gaylord would have meant something quite innocent (probably(
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Log