answer, the, possesion of by smarties
Any question on any exam can easily be answered with "Only smarties have the answer." The triumph of this art undoubtedly came when my mate and I translated the phrase into German and wrote it for every question we couldn't do in our german GCSE - which was probably such a high proportion of the exam mainly because we spent our lessons looking up things like "Only smarties have the answer," on reflection.
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Similarly, my friend Sam and I, for some reason, spent nearly an entire French lesson translating the theme to the Wombles.
Sous la terre, sur la terre, Womblant á libre
Les Wombles de Wimbledon Common sommes nous
Faisant bon usage des tous choses que nous trouvons
Les choses qui les flics laissent aux leurs dérrieres

Wombler of course is the French verb meaning to Womble. eg. Je Womble, tu Wombles, ils Wombleunt etc...

According to Mr. Kayes, the last line of this song actually goes on to mention the "things that the cops leave in their bottoms." Thanks for pointing this out, Speedwolf. Have a peanut. - Ponky
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