Candyman
prime cockfingering potential
Candyman scared the shit out of the little kids for a week and a bit. Roseanne watched the fil at night and told somebody that if you go up to a mirror in the dark and go 'Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, catch me if you can' then you are haunted. The besty bit was the infants took it really seriously and were scared shitless. The highlight was when a year 1 was crying on the bench and a bigger kid comes over and goes "Dont worry, theres no such thing as the candyman." At this, the kid stopped crying until one of the year 4's ran poast shouting "Yes there is, yes there is!" and started them off again. We had an assembly after that saying that watching films that you are too small to watch is illegal and Roseanne felt guilty. Sher later went on to date Dan Adamson the dump him. He tried to kill himself when that happened.
written by Lu*e Ta*sey, left hanging by Edward