Tatey Face
This method of attack on the dignity of fellow pupils progressed thus:
1. Creep up behind intended victim.
2. Place your hands either side of victim's mouth and pull.
3. To compliment the now mongish expression on said victim's face, shout out "TATEY FACE!" in a Joey Deacon-esque voice.
4. Depending on size of victim relative to self, either pause to bask in the approval of your peers, or run like fuck.
1. Creep up behind intended victim.
2. Place your hands either side of victim's mouth and pull.
3. To compliment the now mongish expression on said victim's face, shout out "TATEY FACE!" in a Joey Deacon-esque voice.
4. Depending on size of victim relative to self, either pause to bask in the approval of your peers, or run like fuck.
written by Ad*m *el*es, approved by Matt
Enjoy this attempt at catharsis from Miss b, who uses The Law of the Playground as a forum for a very public apology to her spud-headed daughter.
Oh my good god! My poor beautiful daughter I'm soooo sorry! As a baby we nicknamed her Tatie Kate, and it dogged her through school. At 17 years old and with the face and figure of a goddess she still gets called it by everyone. I honestly don't know what to say.
Oh my good god! My poor beautiful daughter I'm soooo sorry! As a baby we nicknamed her Tatie Kate, and it dogged her through school. At 17 years old and with the face and figure of a goddess she still gets called it by everyone. I honestly don't know what to say.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Conor