farts, special times for
Holding in a fart can yield great rewards if you release after a key phrase. For instance, after a scene in Star Wars where someone asked someone else to put a trace on a spaceship, I dropped cargo and declared "put a trace on that". Bravo, me.
You won't have to wait long. It's quite easy.
How do you do?
*parp*
Much better now, thanks.
What time is it?
*parp*
Too farty.
Hello!
*parp*
Calm down Jeffrey, he wasn't talking to you.
This last one works best if you're known for having an anus called Jeffrey
You won't have to wait long. It's quite easy.
How do you do?
*parp*
Much better now, thanks.
What time is it?
*parp*
Too farty.
Hello!
*parp*
Calm down Jeffrey, he wasn't talking to you.
This last one works best if you're known for having an anus called Jeffrey
written by Jo* Bly*h, approved by Log
Also appropriate after certain demands, i.e 'Quick, press my nose', or 'Quick, pull my finger'. 'Quick' is imperative, to avoid clenching and possible follow-through on release.
written by Di*ner*Danc*, approved by Log
The accepted linguistic term for fart so perfectly-timed that it lends emphasis or meaning to the surrounding context is pumptuation.
written by St*ar* L*id*er, approved by Log