paedophile
Song composed by Simon Stiggear. It goes a little something like this:

Paedo, paedo, paedophile
Paedophile, paedophile
Paedo, paedo, paedophile
Paedo, paedo, phile.

It's a lot catchier than it sounds. If you knew the tune you'd know why. To get a rough idea, just say the four lines to a rhythm.
written by an*nymou* us*r, left hanging by Edward