Skinny Banana Song
Skinny banana long legs with webbed feet,
Went to the pictures and couldn't find a seat,
When the pictures started everybody farted,
Skinny banana long legs with webbed feet.
But what happened next? I'm not sure if I'd have stopped and watched the film. Not standing up.
written by an*nymou* user, approved by Log

The version I was brought up with is slightly different - skinnny banana long legs umbrella feet went to the pictures but couldnt find a seat when the picture started skinny banana farted - skinny banana long legs umbrella feet
written by an*nymou* user, left hanging by Log