Hallowed be thy...
What followed was the most wonderfully-timed fart by, otherwise spoddy, Ross Laidler in assembly. Had me in tears, and also proved to be one of the most pungent in school history causing a first year girl to be sick into her hands.
written by pe*roce*li ., approved by Susan
In similar fashion, I once let out a huge belch in the middle of a Maths lesson, during the teacher's explanation of algebra or some such shit. The result was hysterical laughter from the whole class. The teacher merely rolled her eyes in a long-suffering way and said "Thank you for that comment."
written by an*nymo*s u*er, left hanging by Log