dusting, advanced
The development of coloured chalks and all-over dusting never really caught on, for two reasons; coloured chalks were considered unnecessarily fancy, and it is much more difficult to incorporate the firm and friendly patting of a mate's arse into a nonchalant gesture. Advanced dusters were generally derided and beaten as hopeless queermos by their traditionalist brothers.
written by Co*ra* Gi*es, Jo* B*yth, approved by Log

At my school, chalk was used to colour sugar, which was then given to your prey under the pretence of being sherbert.
Who comes up with that in the first place?
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Log