Code name: "Ebenstein"
CHI-yuld molestAH!
Code name: Eben-STEIN!
He is the UGliest!
Man you've ever SEEN!

People who have traditional child molesting faces should not become teachers. People who lack the self-awareness to look in the mirror and say "Christ, I don't half look like a paedophile, what with my furtive, sad eyes, sneering lip and pattern baldness" should not be pitied for their treatment at the hands of children.
When the above rhyme fades, simply boybott lessons and sit in your squads, singing;
Gotta be, gotta be,
Domino's... Buffalo Wings
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log