Baz Bucklow
A weeble-shaped physics teacher with a voice as camp as John Inman. His trials included, but were not limited to;
  • Simulation of gas leaks by blowing through a bic biro, leading to regular evacuations of the class.
  • When told to stand outside, it was essential that you actually went and stood outside the school and wave at him through the window.
  • Whistling in class until he ordered the whistling boy to get out. Then, every boy would stand up and stand outside the school and wave through the window.

Baz Bucklow has since died of a heart attack.
written by Ad*m B*own, approved by Log