Hitler; as job description
Came about as a result of a game our teacher made us play in the classroom during a rainy day. In it one of us would go up to the front of the class and mime an occupation and we would have to guess what that person's job was. One boy, Jonathan Perera, enthusiastically marched up to the front, placed his index finger of his right hand below his nose, his left hand straight up in the air and began to goose-step around the room much to the bemusement of the teacher. A girl near the front put up her hand and suggested, "John Cleese?" Jonathan gleefully responded, "No, Hitler." Our teacher was obviously not impressed and said that she had been hoping that it would be John Cleese as well, and sent Jonathan outside, into the rain. I should have pointed out that neither "John Cleese" nor "Hitler" is an occupation.
written by ch*n t*e, approved by Susan

Marcus Smith and his group in the drama class were supposed to mime an occupation. When the first three members began to mime wiping their arses with their hands and smearing it on the walls the teacher intervened. Marcus pleaded successfully for patience, whereupon he and the remaining members of the little group entered the tableaux as (ta-da!) "the men who spray down the cell walls during prison 'dirty protests'".
written by an*nymou* u*er, approved by Phil

As part of our history project we staged an interview with Hitler, (played by me, at my own insistence).
This give me the once in a lifetime chance to say things like, 'No I don't regret what I did as I rid our world of so many Jews' and 'I made the world a better place'.
This project received a D, which I think is a bit harsh. Perhaps we should have upped the entertainment aspect, and done a Goosestep Conga.
written by ja*es sq*ires, approved by Log