any dream will do
The many variations on the Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Coat song "Any Dream Will Do" (Or, "I Did a Huge Poo") (Or, "I’m a Mass-ive Jew"-Susan).

Must also be accompanied by a child choir, so the song will go thus:
"I closed my eyes (I closed my eyes)
Walked into a table (Aaah aah)
Now I'm disabled (ah aah)"
The song tended to end there.
written by Ka* Ba*, approved by Susan

#I closed my eyes, drew back my foreskin
To see for certain, what I though I knew.
There was a yeast, and the skin was breaking
My bell-end's aching, any cream will do.#
written by Da*e *obso*, approved by Phil