Wankers cramp
Make a fist, hold it up in front of you.
"What's this?" you ask your victim.
"I don't know!" they reply.
"Wanker's cramp!" you respond, continuing with "Do you get it?"
"Haha! Yes!" they gleefully reply.
"Do you get it a lot? You must be a wanker! Wanker, wanker, wanker!" Victory is yours.
"What's this?" you ask your victim.
"I don't know!" they reply.
"Wanker's cramp!" you respond, continuing with "Do you get it?"
"Haha! Yes!" they gleefully reply.
"Do you get it a lot? You must be a wanker! Wanker, wanker, wanker!" Victory is yours.
written by Ni*k Hun*, approved by Phil
Boy X: "What's five pax plus five pax?"
Boy Y: "Ten pax?"
Boy X: "Do you get it?"
Boy Y: "Er... Yes. Yes I do."
By trying desperately not to look stupid, 'Y' has made a fatal error in admitting that he buys Tampax. 'Y' has also acknowledged that he is gay, and that once a month, he has a period out his arse.
Boy Y: "Ten pax?"
Boy X: "Do you get it?"
Boy Y: "Er... Yes. Yes I do."
By trying desperately not to look stupid, 'Y' has made a fatal error in admitting that he buys Tampax. 'Y' has also acknowledged that he is gay, and that once a month, he has a period out his arse.
written by Ch*ist* F*og, approved by Ponky