circumcision, what is?
A futile question designed to test the infinite patience of our Religious Education teacher. He would reply every time with a textbook response - "It is the removal of a small piece of skin from the male sexual organ, or penis." If he had answered without using the phrase "male sexual organ, or penis", he might have been spared the endless repetition. But he did, and he wasn't.
written by Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log
Our RE teacher added, "I saw a circumcision once. It put me right off spaghetti hoops".
written by Ab*y *orma*, approved by Log
also try continually asking the attractive (well, dead ropey, but hey, we were 14 and at an all boys school) french assistant what the french word for 'push' is.
her innocent, wide eyed look while saying 'pousser' (pronounced 'pussy') guaranteed the question be asked every single lesson.
her innocent, wide eyed look while saying 'pousser' (pronounced 'pussy') guaranteed the question be asked every single lesson.
written by Ri*ha*d *wa*, disapproved by Phil