Ah, condor
Uttered after a fart. Can anyone explain?
(I’d imagine it comes from an advertising slogan, Condor being a kind of rolling tobacco. Made of egg and cabbage presumably.)
(I’d imagine it comes from an advertising slogan, Condor being a kind of rolling tobacco. Made of egg and cabbage presumably.)
written by sp*dg* monk*y, approved by Susan
Adverts for 'Condor' tobacco featured men flying aeroplanes, being chased by maneating lions, dangling off a cliff by their fingernails, etc, who would be presented with a Condor-filled pipe, whereupon they'd inexplicably lose interest in anything but smoking, and die horribly, muttering 'Ah, Condor' as they plunged to their doom.
Well, you asked.
Well, you asked.
written by De*onic *roi*, approved by Phil
In south Manchester it was \"Ah, Bisto\". Best uttered immediately after dropping your arse, but before anyone noticed the reek, accompanied by the raising of your nose and sniffing, like the ragamuffin kids off the advert.
written by an*nymou* us*r, left hanging by Log
aah, bisto
Uttered at the emergence of a particularly beefy, aromatic fart.
Uttered at the emergence of a particularly beefy, aromatic fart.
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Log
We had "Ah, Bisto" at my primary school. It was used to describe only the most pungent of farts.
written by St*fan *urk*, disapproved by Susan
Condor was/is pipe tobacco. The Condor Moment ad featured some jaw jutting dude in a white polo neck sucking on his just lit pipe, full of the aforementioned ready-rubbed shag. Passing females would get a whiff and go insane with desire while the voiceover proclaimed that a Condor Moment had occurred. I think that this was before the invention of the orgasm.
written by an*nym*us us*r, disapproved by Phil
COndor was a pipe tobacco, heavily advertised on TV in the 70s: a polo-neck wearing smoothie would light up his pipe and immediately be surrounded by a gaggle of sexy women, so much so that he had a huge hardnut bodyguard to hold them back; letting only one woman through.... I suppose the irony here is that everyone ran the other way after a fart...
written by da*e ev*ns, disapproved by Log
A better alternative would be, 'Ah, bisto'.
My farts generally smell more meat-like than rollie-like.
My farts generally smell more meat-like than rollie-like.
written by Ne*l Vo*it, disapproved by Ponky
Badger was the word of power in our straits, and remains so. Once uttered it protects the trumper from all froms of violent retribution to their fart, and has he added bonus of announcing that you've farted to anyone who didn't know. Whether this is a warning or a boast probably depends on circumstance, but where it's used most I can't tell you as I first heard of it from a most singular lad named Bozzie while I was in grade eleven and he in 12.
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Ponky