Apparently it's not gay to have male-male anal sex if you wear a condom. Sounds like someone was in denial.

For passive partners in gay relationships who wish to avoid being made gay by the experience of constant passive sex, you can avoid being gay by not pushing yourself back onto the penis. Also try not to make too many enjoying-it noises.

Speaking of denial, one ex-friend stunned me - not by casually admitting to having experimented with homosexuality at school - but justifying it to himself by claiming that everyone had. Everyone.
And anyone claiming not to have copped a dong in the gob is therefore more gay than those who did, because they are in denial. Perhaps he was chatting me up.

I shall enjoy molesting this entry

I just had a vivid flashback to when I was 12, and ObviouslyGayLispingScottishScienceTeacher had to answer SexQuestions from the Personal Education class, including one from Jonathan: 'is there such a thing as anal sex?'. Jonathan wrote it in funny knacked handwriting so no-one would know it was him, but I had seen him write it, and I went 'Jooo-oooon!' and everyone joined in, and he went red. The cheerful air caused by his suffering was soon stagnated when OGLSST went into GREAT DETAIL about bum-ups, including a description of how 'the anal lining is not thuppothed to hold a penith, tho it thplits and bleedth', to which everyone went 'Eeeuuurgh!'. I didn't, though. I thought 'Mmmm. Splits and bleeds, eh? I'll have me some of that! But wait: first, I'll make sure I don't lose my virginity until I'm 20. In the meantime I will listen to Radiohead, cut my arms and casually consider suicide on a daily basis. Then, when I'm 22, I'll move to London and become a successful queer, before regretting it all the following year! Hooray!'
Also:

1) a SLAPPER called Kelly Something joined in with the 'Eeeurrgh'. I am willing to bet my life that she has taken it up the arse at least 500 times since then.
2) an extremely fat camp boy called Ross asked which part of the vagina you were supposed to put IT into: Top, Middle or Bottom. He did checkboxes and everything. Teacher confirmed his massive gayness by saying 'Hmm. I don't really know. Bottom, I thuppothe.'
3) Andrew asked if it made any difference during sex if you were circumcised. Teach said 'Not really. The forethkin cometh back anyway,' at which point every boy grabbed their parts and went 'Oooooo-ooooooow!'
Kids eh? They're pretty shit, at the end of the day. And so is anal sex.