Anal Sex
Apparently it's not gay to have male-male anal sex if you wear a condom. Sounds like someone was in denial.
written by Ph*l D*aths*itte, approved by Log

For passive partners in gay relationships who wish to avoid being made gay by the experience of constant passive sex, you can avoid being gay by not pushing yourself back onto the penis. Also try not to make too many enjoying-it noises.
written by an*nym*us*us*r, approved by Susan

Speaking of denial, one ex-friend stunned me - not by casually admitting to having experimented with homosexuality at school - but justifying it to himself by claiming that everyone had. Everyone.
And anyone claiming not to have copped a dong in the gob is therefore more gay than those who did, because they are in denial. Perhaps he was chatting me up.
written by Ji*bo B., approved by Susan