Silence in the courtyards
Silence in the courtyards,
Silence in the streets.
The biggest gob in England,
Is just about to speak.
Starting from........NOW!
Often used in classrooms as a teacher approaches, or in shared rooms to shut people up and allow sleep. In some versions of this game, however, sound effects are allowed, as long as they don't form words. So those attempting to sleep will be kept awake by cacophonic grunting.
written by Ni*k Hun*, approved by Log

Remember also that the phrase biggest gob can easily be replaced with many other choice expressions. Might I suggest biggest fattest anus? Or perhaps, shittiest knickered pikey?
written by fa*al*err*r, approved by Log