Amiga
A computer superior in every way to the Atari ST. ST owners would bleat about built-in MIDI ports, but that marked them out as even bigger, sorer losers.
Sadly, their one weak spot, the chink in their armour, was the insertion of a digestive biscuit into the disc drive by a younger brother.
written by Th*o X, approved by Log

Amiga was a great games console, marred only by the pointless inclusion of a keyboard. "Amiga" means girlfriend in spanish, which is the closest most Amiga owners got. Many veteran Amiga owners were so embittered by the experience that it led to blatant trolling of nostalgia sites even to this day.
written by St*ve*Ca*te*, approved by Susan