burrowing willies
Around the age of seven, when me and my friends first started getting noticeable (and pleasurable) erections we used to lie on our fronts in the field and see if we could make a hole in the ground with our willies. We never succeeded, although you could cheat with a finger or a stick.
written by Ni*k K*nt, approved by Log

"Hey, Kent, have you found a wormhole?"
Ring any bells, Nick?
written by Ni*k H*nt, approved by Susan