Suger Solution
When you first start chemistory lessons you cannot be trusted with real chemicals it case you hurt yourself or throw them in someone’s face.
Hence you can do 'litmus paper' type experiments on Suger solution. The fact that the paper does absolutly nothing when put in the liquid proves without doubt that it is not acid or alcali but just water with suger in it.

The spelling has been untouched on this one because of the delightfully phonetic "chemistory." See also "skellington" and "chimbley".
written by D *, approved by Susan