dead actually, My Mum is
Matt Foster's beautiful response when asked by knock-kneed celtic cunt of a bus driver, 'Jock', if his Mum lets him put his feet up on the seat at home.
written by Ja*ed *ool, approved by Phil

I got to use that one when asked if my mum knew I was out dressed like that.
In your face, record shop owner.
Still burns, does it, Het? Actually, even after all these years, it's still plainly obvious that the record shop owner won THAT round. AND he owned a RECORD SHOP. If THAT'S not coming first in the lottery of life, frankly I don't know what IS. - Mansh
written by He* Phi*lips, approved by Mansh