Report for Luke Somerville
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SummaryMean Boy

I bought a pair of Green Flash last year for kitsch value.

Down in Jamaica
Up in a tree
Selling condoms
For fifty-nine p
Big ones, small ones,
Take your pick:
It all depends
On the size of your dick

When I was at school in Ireland it went by the far more offensive name of "The Nigger Pull".