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SummaryMean Boy

This might just be for the boys and I'm not sure if this is a recent occurence or a long-running one. I certainly don't remember doing it. Have you listened to young boys (aged 2-4) playing make-believe games recently? I have. Constantly speaking in an extremely poor American accent is perhaps acceptable when the game is "Cops" or "Cowboys" but when I listened in on two lads playing "Garage" with a Southern drawl, I had to ask myself why they bothered.

(No doubt the girls are playing fucking "Starbucks", or "God bothering ignorant warmongers stuffing their fat fucking faces." –Susan, who likes most Americans in real life.)

I assume Pigeon English is what the terribly well-spoken birds in Trafalgar Square speak. But don't feed them, no matter what they say. That's illegal. The eloquent little bastards.