| Report for Bonobot X | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 2 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
With the correct consistency of phlegm, hangers could remain hanging from the ceiling for weeks, even months. It's a volume to consitency ratio. Particularly good on textured ceilings.
A response to 'immature' behaviour in our English classes by our schizophrenic teacher. This was usually followed by us getting up and standing on our tip-toes.
N.B. The 'immature' behaviour was mostly directed towards the boy who's mum had covered all his books in plastic
N.B. The 'immature' behaviour was mostly directed towards the boy who's mum had covered all his books in plastic
This was mistaken for 'drug talks' during a particularly noisy class. Whenever chaos insued and the teacher battled to gain control you could always hear the cry of "DREADLOCKS?"
Also frequently used when we were forced into something as mundane as drug talks, but with a less excited tone
Also frequently used when we were forced into something as mundane as drug talks, but with a less excited tone