| Report for Shrill . | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories | 3 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
members of the class must utter the word 'penis' progressivley louder until someone is caught, at which point they will be ridiculed/put in detention.
I witnessed a severe case of peanutting in which the victim, rather alarmingly began to turn purple, choke and cough up blood.
1) Fish a floater from the toilet, preferably using a plastic bag, if not your hands.
2) Tie bag securely.
3) Hurl bag at nearest weiner/loser/circumcised person.
4) Laugh
5) Get arrested.
2) Tie bag securely.
3) Hurl bag at nearest weiner/loser/circumcised person.
4) Laugh
5) Get arrested.
Chapter 13 of our Year 8 Latin textbook had the infinitely amusing title 'Uses Of Cum'. Jokes included references to 'high calorific content' and 'they used to use it before glue was invented'.
The books were withdrawn after 1 year.
The books were withdrawn after 1 year.
Why is it that all 'speednobs' are circumcised? In all my years of textbook observation never have I seen a phallus with a foreskin attached.
(Quick answer - it's a SPEEDnob. See the following chart for details. - Log)
(Quick answer - it's a SPEEDnob. See the following chart for details. - Log)