| Report for Stuart Whyte | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 3 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
Imagine my surprise many years later at having to carry out a business call to a customer called "Sophie Tithe-Wain" and managing to keep a straight face
I also invented this, but it actually stems from the earlier sport 'piss curling' whereby one would chase a urinal block along the length of the 'trough' using only a steady flow of urine to propel it. The winner was he who got the furthest distance or better still, managed to dissolve his 'puck' completely away in the process.
Similarily on the metropolitan line of the underground was the warning "blocking the doors causes delay & can be dangerous" simply remove ing from 1st word, s from the 4th and then "can" and you have a challenge to all like minded people. This has now been changed since re-furbing the carriages and so adequate syntax can no longer be achieved upon scribbling out...
The best possible flamethrower was found to be the metalwork room brazier torches. A small blue highly fierce flame was the norm when using these. Daring somebody to 'turn it on for a laugh' lead to a brilliant pratfall as the daree would not yet have realised the air compressor was not on and subsequently a fast gas only release would result in a huge fireball and a shortage of hair on the arms and face...