| Report for Stuart Houghton | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Hilarious parody of the song 'Live it up' by 80s nobodys Mental As Anything.
Sung to a recently bereaved child thus: "Hey there you with the Dead Mum, go back to my place and dig her up..."
It didn't really rhyme, but it usually caused the unfortunate child to cry and/or explode in violent rage at the injustice of the universe.
Sung to a recently bereaved child thus: "Hey there you with the Dead Mum, go back to my place and dig her up..."
It didn't really rhyme, but it usually caused the unfortunate child to cry and/or explode in violent rage at the injustice of the universe.
During a Q & A session, someone asked about what was with being a big gay homosexual. We were treated to a fairly bizarre (and entirely with Clause 28) explanation that gays are really just boys who have never grown up and learned to fancy girls like proper men, and are thus retarded.
(I've met hundreds of these so-called "gays", and I can only agree with your teacher - Log)
(I've met hundreds of these so-called "gays", and I can only agree with your teacher - Log)